Nothing is always absolutely so.

Apologies for my lengthy silence! I have been working on many a thing, albeit slowly! One of which is the annual birthday fic for you-know-who. I'd say HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY except I sent this to her on time! This Dreamwidth post is just a bonus!

(Okay it isn't the whole thing yet even thought it's done but I still need to format it for posting but if you can't wait to find out what happens maybe rb will tell you nicely if you sign up for her Patreon or buy her a Ko-Fi or something)

(also this is a v small snippet b/c honestly the sfw part is uhhhhh not a lot lol)

( A not-so-spicy birthday cookie )

(This one isn't up yet, but reminder that if you want to access any of the spicy stuff, read this plz)

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it's valentine's day uhhhhh here have a cookie

it's reds and it's kissing, my favorite cookie flavor

( You wanted to impress me. )

happy valentine's day/singles awareness day/friday! (life update later!)

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Firstly, thank you so much to everyone who wished me a happy birthday! If you haven't seen it yet, rb did an amazing poster for TEF to celebrate and I'm so overwhelmed T_T (Sign up for her Patreon or just read Sunshower to give her some love!!!)

Things are still happening with the KU project! Some real life stuff bubbled up in the past month that slowed things down, but things are still moving and I'm glad for it.

(No, no newsletter yet! I'll announce it here for sure though!)

In the meantime, someone on the AskFM had inquired about a reds cookie, which led to me digging through the, uh. Roughly dozen reds projects I have in the fire. (Okay it's not quite that many, but still.) And I came across this scene I wrote that I honestly don't think is going to go anywhere as far as story, but was heavy on ~~~vibes~~~ and besides that I love writing an adult Blossom who's more confident and forward, especially when it comes to my favorite buttmonkey Brick. (By the by, I think very few of y'all know this, but I do have this headcanon that Blossom temporarily becomes a smoker at some point in her adult life. It's barely hinted at in TEF.)

( Also for those curious I was very close to titling this butt-fucking, aka the slang term used for lighting a cigarette with another cigarette. Because I'm a mature adult. )

ETA: Noticed it goes from present tense to past tense so I fixed it because tense changing drives me crazy!

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'cause if the couples were cookies I'd have a whole box of reds ones

( so this is from the one where blossom finds brick's nudes )

Been writing fairly consistently since my last post for at least an hour each day which is a big step up! It boggles my mind that there was ever a time I used to do this on a daily basis while fully employed. How. Young me, teach me my secrets.

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He suggested I post a cookie, so you have him to thank for this.

( I got this out of the box marked TEF ch10. )

Do people even call these cookies anymore? Man, I'm out of touch.