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essbeejay ([personal profile] essbeejay) wrote2010-02-26 12:51 pm

There is so much I want and yet so much I can't have.

I am pretty ridiculously shameless, you guys. You know that, right? Right.

So I am watching this obsessively, over and over, and what starts to happen in my head is Boomer is singing and dancing and loving it because he's a fool, and Brick's brain has been taken over by Boomer (or Bubbles, or possibly any other person in the world who wants to catapult that boy out of his comfort zone) and is dancing along (especially the hip thing, eSPECIALly the hip thing) with his face all stoic and grim, and Butch is... well, I don't care where he is, he's off somewhere else because he does not belong if there are no girls there. Let's just pretend he tried to grab a girl, she decked him, and now his unconscious body is off in the lower corner of the screen and nobody cares; they're just dancing around him.

Also every other fucking villain is there dancing too, did I mention that? DID I MENTION THAT? Because it is important fucking information! The works, man! Mojo Jojo, Him, Fuzzy (YEAH UH HUH), The GGG, every other fucking villain you can name is in there singing and dancing this song in my head. Even the Amoeba Boys, who are kinda just wandering around confused and missing their cues because single-cell organisms ain't got no rhythm.

(Why do I want to make Him the rapper WHY DO I WANT TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME AND MAKE HIM MIRYO THE RAPPER BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME THAT'S WHY)

(AND BRICK IS GA-IN EXCEPT NOT SINGING OMGGGGGGGG)

(AND BOOMER IS SINGING EVERY DAMN LINE BUT REALLY WANTS TO BE JEA THE PRETTY ONE IN PINK)


I present to the jury the *FILL IN THE BLANK* k-pop girl group, B.E.G. (Brown Eyed Girls).



And when I say *FILL IN THE BLANK* I believe the phrase you are looking for starts with something like "insanely," ends with "HOTTTTTTT," and has "fucking" somewhere in the middle, with about a zillion implied exclamation points.

I am in love with Ga-in, no joke, I am abso-fucking-lutely IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN

PpG Villains dancing like k-pop girls. Want. So much. Why can't I have this? WHY. WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS.

And no this piece of shit doesn't count

[identity profile] ms-mercurial.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahah, I so guessed which one was Ga-in before even looking at the linked pictures based on the video still! Totally agree with you. She is OMG-SO-UNREASONABLY-HOT. I personally would see the girls doing this more but with the RRB doing the guy b/g dances. With more close-range dancing 8D

Thank you for introducing me to some hot K-pop music...mmm. That is some dancing!

Personally think you should look at some of Rain's stuff for hot dances the RRB should do :3
Mm..Rain...

I imagine my response will demonstrate just how facepalmingly nerdy I am.

[identity profile] essbeejay.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The thing with the girls is I can't see them doing the sex kitten thing seriously! Like, Bubbles would be game, but she'd be too grinny and giddy to sell it, and Buttercup would be too WHAT THE ASS NO, and Blossom would just be mortified beyond belief. Although, the girls with the boys... say, I can see the girls up there dancing and doing their thing, and then Boomer gets up all excited and sparkly-eyed and joins them, and Butch tries to jump Blossom but gets Buttercup's knee in his groin and her foot in his ass, and meanwhile Brick is just sitting there red in the face and going STOP DANCING LIKE THAT BLOSSOM I AM NOT LOOKING AT YOU AT ALL /////////

2NE1, however, I think would be a fantastic k-pop girl group fit for the girls. They just always look like they're having so much fun!

Conversely, Rain tends to look like he's having too much fun to be a good fit for the boys. Although... God damn you, I'm going to have to make a post about this. DAMMIT.

I second your "Mm..." because Rain's abs are YUMMY IN ALL CAPS.

Re: I imagine my response will demonstrate just how facepalmingly nerdy I am.

[identity profile] ms-mercurial.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Heehee, this is true. I can see Buttercup pulling Ga-in's fierceness, but not the dancing/hip action.
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Heehee, this is true. I can see Buttercup pulling Ga-in's fierceness, but not the dancing/hip action.
<emYUS!</em> I love it when I (even partially) inspire posts.

YES THEY ARE. NOMS.

Re: I imagine my response will demonstrate just how facepalmingly nerdy I am.

[identity profile] essbeejay.livejournal.com 2010-03-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
" I can see Buttercup pulling Ga-in's fierceness " YESSSSS

[identity profile] crazyemosrock.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhhhhhh gawd!
I now have this awesome scenario in my head and I don't know what to do with it. Except listen to the song again and annoy my sister with it!!

Also, they were pole dancing... D:
Why haven't I seen that video before?!

[identity profile] essbeejay.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
WHEN I'M NOT WRITING PPG/RRB CLEARLY MY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO SPREAD JOYOUS VIDEOS SUCH AS THESE AROUND

[identity profile] xjabooo.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] xjabooo likes this.

[identity profile] juxtaposie.livejournal.com 2010-02-27 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if I hate you or love you for the fact that I can't stop watching this video and seeing the described scene...

edit: also, she's, uh, kinda hot isn't she? like esuper hot.

edit the second: seriously, Jen, I've watched that video like 6 times today. what have you done to meeeeeee?!

Edited 2010-02-27 23:38 (UTC)

[identity profile] essbeejay.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAVE INTRODUCED INFINITE AWESOMENESS TO YOUR LIFE, DON'T PRETEND LIKE I HAVEN'T

eta: Clearly I need to send you this song.
Edited 2010-02-28 21:41 (UTC)

[identity profile] juxtaposie.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
CLEARLY!

[identity profile] xjabooo.livejournal.com 2010-02-27 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
OMG OMG OMG THE LAST LINE IN YOUR ENTIRE POST JUST FUCKING KILLED ME.
I'm sorry, but Boomer's song, hands down:

But Boomer totally fits the girl in pink. Boots and everything. But still.
THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT IT THAT SCREAMS BOOMER TO ME, OKAY?!

Oh, and I just thought of something. For TEF, because I'm having a hard time imagining the dances Blossom does, I've come up with a list (style, moves, etc):
1. Blossom's the girl in the red pants in my head jsyk -


2. Red shirt-


idk am I right?

[identity profile] essbeejay.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
2NE1! I love those girls! They are so ridiculously cute and are actually a great fit as a k-pop group for the girls in my crazy brain, and yes Boomer can totally be the honorary fourth member XD I'm not sure who he'd be, but I will say that Buttercup is the front runner for CL and Bubbles is the front runner for Minzy WOW I'M A NERD

And as for Blossom's style, put your hand up please, because I'm giving you an air five via the interwebz! I didn't go into details about her style in TEF for two reasons, one being that I thought it might be extraneous detail (though I tried to work in a quick, basic descrip during the rehearsal scene at the end of ch1) and the other being that I'm not actually a dancer myself, so my own knowledge is limited to what I remember when I took dance, personal research, and what I know from a friend who is more involved in the hip hop dance community.

Anyway! That aside, dude it's Team Millennia! Blossom's style of hip hop in my head is very similar, you pretty much nailed it nearly dead on, in fact! I see Blossom as a fairly well-rounded dancer overall, with her primary focus in hip-hop on popping. She can easily break (b-girl Blossom, HA!) by virtue of her physical strength, but popping is more her style, particularly because of the very controlled look a lot of popping has in a group dance.

Dammit I'm going to have to post about this too! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO ME.

[identity profile] xjabooo.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually learned about 2NE1 here in the Philippines (because Dara got famous as an actress here and when she went to Korea and became a big shot music entertainer my whole country was like OMG WE SHOULD POST THAT ON OUR MUSIC CHANNEL) but when I read your story I immediately thought of Boomer singing a 2NE1 song for his audition.

And I totally agree that CL is Buttercup.

And TEAM MILLENIA ASDFGHJKASDFG! DAMN they're fucking good and I was liek WHOAAAAAAAAA. I'm actually learning this dance and FUCK it's hard, I only understood 20 seconds and I'm still not doing it right, or awesome enough. IT TOOK ME THREE FUCKING HOURS ALL IN ALL JUST TO UNDERSTAND 20 SECONDS OF IT. I MEAN WHAT IS THAT?!

Plus Blossom just seems like to be the type to dance something akin to Monica Parales' style. (If you don't know her, just look her up on YouTube; though I highly doubt you don't because she was on Nick and School Gyrls and all.)

[identity profile] essbeejay.livejournal.com 2010-03-02 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
TEAM MILLENIA IS INDEED AWESOME. When they showed up on ABDC I gotta say, I was like WTF, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING, THIS IS NOT UP TO SNUFF FOR YOU. (Turns out there was pressure from the producers for each team to have "a look," so... yeah. Basically that means MTV is stupid.)

That was actually the first I've heard of/seen Monica Parales! Thanks for the introduction; I def have to go check out more of her stuff :D

[identity profile] ms-mercurial.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
drive-by comment:

HOT DAMN THE PEOPLE IN THESE VIDEOS LEAVE ME IN AWE OF WHAT THE HUMAN BODY IS CAPABLE OF.

Also, wtf is that girl wearing on her hip in the 2NE1 vid?! and "drop it like it's hot," lol.

[identity profile] essbeejay.livejournal.com 2010-03-02 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
DUDE ARE YOU DISSING THE FANNY PACK FROM FUTURE SPACE?!

I cracked up at "drop it like it's hot," too. Oh, Asian pop. &LOVE;

[identity profile] spfizz.livejournal.com 2010-02-27 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
OH HI. HIIIII. HALLO. This woman, srsly. Nnnngh. I just... what. Torn between drooling and laughing, this is not a good place to be because you just end up a sort of sopping, panting happy. ♥_______________♥

Though I'm all bent out of shape concerning an insane lack of Butch (where art thouuuuu, you flying cowlicked hormone, you!) I am blatantly LAWL'ing over Brick shakin' what his Mojo gave him whilst donning his GRUMPFACE. >:|

HOW AWESOME. IDEK.

[identity profile] essbeejay.livejournal.com 2010-02-28 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I HAVE OTHER PLANS FOR BUTCH. EVENTUALLY. JUST NOT HERE XD

I think Brick's face would be more like >8[ The beauty of it is he's totally conscious of what he's doing, but because either Boomer or Bubbles or HIM PERHAPS has taken over his brain, he is absolutely powerless to stop such a wondrous thing from happening.

[identity profile] spfizz.livejournal.com 2010-03-02 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
I SHALL AWAIT THESE PLANS INVOLVING BUTCH, DON'T THINK I WON'T.

Ohhh, and whadda beauty he is. ♥________< I VOTE FOR HIM, OBV OBV OBV. Blatantly channeling the climax of The Rocky Horror Picture Show where Dr. FF blates just ~DOMINATES and dances with everyone in a sexy mind-manipulating drag act.






ALSO ALSO ALSO, GUESS WHAT THIS IS AN EXTRACT OF. OMG, SRSLY. SNIPPET B'CAUSE YOU'RE YOU:

Butch shrugs as noncommittally as the hippo suit will allow, smirking up at her. “Not really. You’re just pretty much at the bottom of the list of things I’d like to stick my dick into.”

Buttercup makes an exaggerated Ugh sound, dropping back to the floor to look him in the eye. “Trust me, there is no one more glad of that fact than me.” Her eyes sweep over him and he is all too aware of his sweaty face, chapped lips and goddamn motherfucking hippo suit. “Can’t really blame me though, it doesn’t look like I’m missing out on much.”

His giant hippo paw lashes out, catching her by the front of her shirt and dragging her until her forehead bumps against his big fat hippo snout. He breathes wetly against her, eyes roving across her face and down her chest. “Buttercup, baby,” he purrs, sounding heated and bone-chilling at the same time. “You have no idea what you’re missing out on.” He releases her, then. Shoves her away from him so hard she has to push off the ground so as not to crash into a nearby goldfish stall.

[identity profile] essbeejay.livejournal.com 2010-03-02 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I WHAT WHAT FOR REAL OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE ACTUALLY WRITING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS UN-WRITABLE

AHAHAHAHA ELATION

MOSTLY BECAUSE HE MENTIONED HIS BOY PARTS IN RELATION TO HER

ALSO BECAUSE I LOVE THE WORD DICK

[identity profile] xjabooo.livejournal.com 2010-04-20 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Just wanted to say this

GA-IN IS SO DAMN HOT