There is so much I want and yet so much I can't have.

[essbeejay]

I am pretty ridiculously shameless, you guys. You know that, right? Right.

So I am watching this obsessively, over and over, and what starts to happen in my head is Boomer is singing and dancing and loving it because he's a fool, and Brick's brain has been taken over by Boomer (or Bubbles, or possibly any other person in the world who wants to catapult that boy out of his comfort zone) and is dancing along (especially the hip thing, eSPECIALly the hip thing) with his face all stoic and grim, and Butch is... well, I don't care where he is, he's off somewhere else because he does not belong if there are no girls there. Let's just pretend he tried to grab a girl, she decked him, and now his unconscious body is off in the lower corner of the screen and nobody cares; they're just dancing around him.

Also every other fucking villain is there dancing too, did I mention that? DID I MENTION THAT? Because it is important fucking information! The works, man! Mojo Jojo, Him, Fuzzy (YEAH UH HUH), The GGG, every other fucking villain you can name is in there singing and dancing this song in my head. Even the Amoeba Boys, who are kinda just wandering around confused and missing their cues because single-cell organisms ain't got no rhythm.

(Why do I want to make Him the rapper WHY DO I WANT TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME AND MAKE HIM MIRYO THE RAPPER BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME THAT'S WHY)

(AND BRICK IS GA-IN EXCEPT NOT SINGING OMGGGGGGGG)

(AND BOOMER IS SINGING EVERY DAMN LINE BUT REALLY WANTS TO BE JEA THE PRETTY ONE IN PINK)

I present to the jury the *FILL IN THE BLANK* k-pop girl group, B.E.G. (Brown Eyed Girls).

And when I say *FILL IN THE BLANK* I believe the phrase you are looking for starts with something like "insanely," ends with "HOTTTTTTT," and has "fucking" somewhere in the middle, with about a zillion implied exclamation points.

I am in love with Ga-in, no joke, I am abso-fucking-lutely IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN

PpG Villains dancing like k-pop girls. Want. So much. Why can't I have this? WHY. WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS.

And no this piece of shit doesn't count

Comments

[essbeejay.livejournal.com]

2NE1! I love those girls! They are so ridiculously cute and are actually a great fit as a k-pop group for the girls in my crazy brain, and yes Boomer can totally be the honorary fourth member XD I'm not sure who he'd be, but I will say that Buttercup is the front runner for CL and Bubbles is the front runner for Minzy WOW I'M A NERD

And as for Blossom's style, put your hand up please, because I'm giving you an air five via the interwebz! I didn't go into details about her style in TEF for two reasons, one being that I thought it might be extraneous detail (though I tried to work in a quick, basic descrip during the rehearsal scene at the end of ch1) and the other being that I'm not actually a dancer myself, so my own knowledge is limited to what I remember when I took dance, personal research, and what I know from a friend who is more involved in the hip hop dance community.

Anyway! That aside, dude it's Team Millennia! Blossom's style of hip hop in my head is very similar, you pretty much nailed it nearly dead on, in fact! I see Blossom as a fairly well-rounded dancer overall, with her primary focus in hip-hop on popping. She can easily break (b-girl Blossom, HA!) by virtue of her physical strength, but popping is more her style, particularly because of the very controlled look a lot of popping has in a group dance.

Dammit I'm going to have to post about this too! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO ME.

[xjabooo.livejournal.com]

I actually learned about 2NE1 here in the Philippines (because Dara got famous as an actress here and when she went to Korea and became a big shot music entertainer my whole country was like OMG WE SHOULD POST THAT ON OUR MUSIC CHANNEL) but when I read your story I immediately thought of Boomer singing a 2NE1 song for his audition.

And I totally agree that CL is Buttercup.

And TEAM MILLENIA ASDFGHJKASDFG! DAMN they're fucking good and I was liek WHOAAAAAAAAA. I'm actually learning this dance and FUCK it's hard, I only understood 20 seconds and I'm still not doing it right, or awesome enough. IT TOOK ME THREE FUCKING HOURS ALL IN ALL JUST TO UNDERSTAND 20 SECONDS OF IT. I MEAN WHAT IS THAT?!

Plus Blossom just seems like to be the type to dance something akin to Monica Parales' style. (If you don't know her, just look her up on YouTube; though I highly doubt you don't because she was on Nick and School Gyrls and all.)

[essbeejay.livejournal.com]

TEAM MILLENIA IS INDEED AWESOME. When they showed up on ABDC I gotta say, I was like WTF, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING, THIS IS NOT UP TO SNUFF FOR YOU. (Turns out there was pressure from the producers for each team to have "a look," so... yeah. Basically that means MTV is stupid.)

That was actually the first I've heard of/seen Monica Parales! Thanks for the introduction; I def have to go check out more of her stuff :D