There is so much I want and yet so much I can't have.

[essbeejay]

I am pretty ridiculously shameless, you guys. You know that, right? Right.

So I am watching this obsessively, over and over, and what starts to happen in my head is Boomer is singing and dancing and loving it because he's a fool, and Brick's brain has been taken over by Boomer (or Bubbles, or possibly any other person in the world who wants to catapult that boy out of his comfort zone) and is dancing along (especially the hip thing, eSPECIALly the hip thing) with his face all stoic and grim, and Butch is... well, I don't care where he is, he's off somewhere else because he does not belong if there are no girls there. Let's just pretend he tried to grab a girl, she decked him, and now his unconscious body is off in the lower corner of the screen and nobody cares; they're just dancing around him.

Also every other fucking villain is there dancing too, did I mention that? DID I MENTION THAT? Because it is important fucking information! The works, man! Mojo Jojo, Him, Fuzzy (YEAH UH HUH), The GGG, every other fucking villain you can name is in there singing and dancing this song in my head. Even the Amoeba Boys, who are kinda just wandering around confused and missing their cues because single-cell organisms ain't got no rhythm.

(Why do I want to make Him the rapper WHY DO I WANT TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME AND MAKE HIM MIRYO THE RAPPER BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME THAT'S WHY)

(AND BRICK IS GA-IN EXCEPT NOT SINGING OMGGGGGGGG)

(AND BOOMER IS SINGING EVERY DAMN LINE BUT REALLY WANTS TO BE JEA THE PRETTY ONE IN PINK)

I present to the jury the *FILL IN THE BLANK* k-pop girl group, B.E.G. (Brown Eyed Girls).

And when I say *FILL IN THE BLANK* I believe the phrase you are looking for starts with something like "insanely," ends with "HOTTTTTTT," and has "fucking" somewhere in the middle, with about a zillion implied exclamation points.

I am in love with Ga-in, no joke, I am abso-fucking-lutely IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN

PpG Villains dancing like k-pop girls. Want. So much. Why can't I have this? WHY. WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS.

And no this piece of shit doesn't count

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[spfizz.livejournal.com]

I SHALL AWAIT THESE PLANS INVOLVING BUTCH, DON'T THINK I WON'T.

Ohhh, and whadda beauty he is. ♥________< I VOTE FOR HIM, OBV OBV OBV. Blatantly channeling the climax of The Rocky Horror Picture Show where Dr. FF blates just ~DOMINATES and dances with everyone in a sexy mind-manipulating drag act.






ALSO ALSO ALSO, GUESS WHAT THIS IS AN EXTRACT OF. OMG, SRSLY. SNIPPET B'CAUSE YOU'RE YOU:

Butch shrugs as noncommittally as the hippo suit will allow, smirking up at her. “Not really. You’re just pretty much at the bottom of the list of things I’d like to stick my dick into.”

Buttercup makes an exaggerated Ugh sound, dropping back to the floor to look him in the eye. “Trust me, there is no one more glad of that fact than me.” Her eyes sweep over him and he is all too aware of his sweaty face, chapped lips and goddamn motherfucking hippo suit. “Can’t really blame me though, it doesn’t look like I’m missing out on much.”

His giant hippo paw lashes out, catching her by the front of her shirt and dragging her until her forehead bumps against his big fat hippo snout. He breathes wetly against her, eyes roving across her face and down her chest. “Buttercup, baby,” he purrs, sounding heated and bone-chilling at the same time. “You have no idea what you’re missing out on.” He releases her, then. Shoves her away from him so hard she has to push off the ground so as not to crash into a nearby goldfish stall.

[essbeejay.livejournal.com]

I WHAT WHAT FOR REAL OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE ACTUALLY WRITING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS UN-WRITABLE

AHAHAHAHA ELATION

MOSTLY BECAUSE HE MENTIONED HIS BOY PARTS IN RELATION TO HER

ALSO BECAUSE I LOVE THE WORD DICK