NO WIFIN' IN DA CLUB

Quick TEF-related things: OMG. OMG. OMG. ♥♥♥ Will update the sticky soon with all the gloooooorious fanart! I ♥ you all xoxo

Now! The POINT of this entry. After this post from hermeown, stuff kinda happened in my brain, as it is wont to do. And, uh. Uh. Some of you may also recall that I mentioned I was super amused at the thought of Him moving the boys in with Mojo so they can all play the Perfect Nuclear Family Game. Probably more amused than is healthy.

And then this is what my brain did. No thanks to hermeown. General warnings for inappropriate language/behavior. You know, my usual.

HIM: Boys, you're getting a babysitter.
BRICK: Whatever.
BOOMER: Yay! New friend!
BUTCH: Is she hot?
HIM: Butch, don't be rude. It's a he.
BOOMER: Is he hot?
BRICK/BUTCH: What is wrong with you.
HIM: Well, he is very dapper.
*Him opens the front door with a flourish to reveal...*
SLENDY: ...
BOYS: ...
HIM: Boys, meet your Uncle Slendy!
BRICK: Where is your face? Why are your arms so long?
BUTCH: Did your mom try to abort you or something?
HIM: BUTCH DON'T BE RUDE.
BOOMER: Uncle Slendy! *glomps*
HIM: Oh, you're so good with kids!
*crickets.*

( And then it just went on from there. )

For those of you who are familiar with the Mythos and related memes, you probably got more out of this than the average reader. *FISTBUMP*