"U can't be dying! I NO IT IN MY HART!!!!111!1"

So I mentioned in a previous post that I had happened upon awfulness from teenage!me that I felt compelled to share. Yes, gather round! View the crappiness from which I sprung! (More like "unwittingly clawed my way out of," I suppose, but potato, potato.)

I had glanced over this back when I posted the first but couldn't recall the details, only that it was a special variety of Damn this is terrible. So, going into it mostly blind, I decided to post my reactions as well while I was transcribing it. Although it's pretty much just facepalm.gif the whole time, you guys. Occasionally there is actual, honest-to-God agony writhing. My s.o. was really weirded out while I was typing this up.

"...What are you doing?"
"IT'S A COPING MECHANISM OKAY" *WRITHES MORE, FACE PAINED*

Anyway. So. ( This is some awful Reds shit I wrote back in the day. )

Yaaaay that was special.