When I asked you guys to ask me about my
Top Five Anythings, I think it's pretty safe to say I did not expect to be asked about my Top Five Sex Positions. And at first I was like “WHAAAA HOW DO I ANSWER THIS OH WAIT I KNOW.”
These would be the positions I find the sexiest when writing/reading fic. Granted, I do not read or write smut that often (and when I did read smut, most of it was either awful het!smut written by people who don't know the first thing about sex/fucking, or it was fic within slash fandom, particularly male!slash, which tended to be much more well-written but not as focused on position variation), so I can't speak to how legitimately sexy these positions are when they show up in fic, but there is something about them that pushes my personal buttons, and this list is an attempt to explain why.
A short disclaimer: I contemplated f-locking this entry due to the mature nature of the content, but ultimately decided against it. I'm not going into explicit detail here, and I'm also operating under the assumption that most of the folks who frequent this journal are mature enough (at least mentally) to handle someone talking about sex. Considering the content in some of my fic (none of which is locked), this entry is hardly anything to get worked up over. However, if you
aren't comfortable with the topic of sex (which is totally fine!), you're free to skip over this if it makes you uncomfortable. I trust most of you can use your best judgment here.
( Top Five Sex Positions. )Well, I hope that was educational. Remember: Use this information only for good. Never for evil. And person who asked - WELL I JUST HOPE THAT ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION.