Nothing is always absolutely so.

More Than Human, ch8

part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4

Title: More Than Human
Chapter 8: With the Girl at the Rock Show, or I Was A Heavy Heart to Carry
Pairing: RrB/PpG
Rating: R/M, because they're teenagers and a good handful of them use terrible, filthy language.
Disclaimer: Pay your respect to Craig, not me.
Summary: There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. My attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. – Camus
Notes: Thanks to mathkid and juxtaposie for knowing when to leave me to my own devices and when to call me out on my bullshit.

( More Than Human. Ch. 8 – With the Girl at the Rock Show, or I Was A Heavy Heart to Carry. ~41,685 words. )

More Than Human, ch7a
part 1
part 2

Title: More Than Human
Chapter 7a: Can't Sleep, But... or Some Other Beginning's End
Pairing: Buttercup/Mitch
Rating: R/M, because they're teenagers and a good handful of them use terrible, filthy language.
Disclaimer: Pay your respect to Craig, not me.
Summary: This is the ending to a different story. Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. – Camus
Notes: I still remember my own. My car felt very lonely as I drove away. I thought I'd never stop crying. Thanks to mathkid and juxtaposie for the close attention they paid to a fictional character's heartbreak. This is a small prequel/backstory mini-chapter, though you probably don't even have to have read the rest of TEF to follow this. Regular TEF timeline resumes next chapter.

( More Than Human. Ch. 7a – Can't Sleep, But... or Some Other Beginning's End. ~11,836 words. )

Quick TEF-related things: OMG. OMG. OMG. ♥♥♥ Will update the sticky soon with all the gloooooorious fanart! I ♥ you all xoxo

Now! The POINT of this entry. After this post from hermeown, stuff kinda happened in my brain, as it is wont to do. And, uh. Uh. Some of you may also recall that I mentioned I was super amused at the thought of Him moving the boys in with Mojo so they can all play the Perfect Nuclear Family Game. Probably more amused than is healthy.

And then this is what my brain did. No thanks to hermeown. General warnings for inappropriate language/behavior. You know, my usual.

HIM: Boys, you're getting a babysitter.
BRICK: Whatever.
BOOMER: Yay! New friend!
BUTCH: Is she hot?
HIM: Butch, don't be rude. It's a he.
BOOMER: Is he hot?
BRICK/BUTCH: What is wrong with you.
HIM: Well, he is very dapper.
*Him opens the front door with a flourish to reveal...*
SLENDY: ...
BOYS: ...
HIM: Boys, meet your Uncle Slendy!
BRICK: Where is your face? Why are your arms so long?
BUTCH: Did your mom try to abort you or something?
HIM: BUTCH DON'T BE RUDE.
BOOMER: Uncle Slendy! *glomps*
HIM: Oh, you're so good with kids!
*crickets.*

( And then it just went on from there. )

For those of you who are familiar with the Mythos and related memes, you probably got more out of this than the average reader. *FISTBUMP*

Awesome things from awesome people! Firstly, gabzillaz has posted more TEF-inspired fanart because she is made of AWESOMESAUCE. How can one person produce so much awesome; it is mind-boggling, seriously.

ON THAT NOTE. royalbk made ICONS OF GABZILLAZ'S AWESOMESAUCE FANART. AGH YOU GUYS. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE RN.

Giant glowing ♥♥♥♥♥ to you both ♥ Will add to the sticky soon!

Bee tee dubs, for those of you who may be like "Wait guys, Mojo has not even shown up in TEF yet," allow me to present a list of chapters in which he makes his appearance:

ch7a
ch8
ch9

He maaaaaay show up again but as I am currently struggling with wrapping up my beta-ready draft of ch11, I cannot say for certain.

Oh wait! Yes! Yes he will be showing up again briefly! In ch11a! Man, how did I forget about that!

Speaking of ch11. Wait, never mind. Let us not speak of it because I kinda just want to shake it a whole bunch.

Those of you going to Comic-Con, I hope you have a blast! I will not be joining the fray this year (that thing has gotten ri-DICK big) but maybe next year, idk. lol I say that every year, actually. But whoever's going, have fun! (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, PHILLY, ON THE OFF-CHANCE YOU ARE READING THIS. E-mail me!)

Who wants to play a creepy (yet very short!) Pony game?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also at devart

gabzillaz, TYSM ♥