People who gave up fanfiction for Lent should avoid ths post.

Hey! People should ask me about my favorite female characters so I have an excuse to talk about awesome fictional women :B

I'll be honest, I did struggle a bit with this in the beginning, but wound up liking where it went, so hopefully I pulled it off. Happy Birthday to jupitrie , who asked for “a fic that kind of echoes the scenes of Butch escorting Buttercup through a really girly activity... but you know...with chaos and violence abruptly ending a semi-serene moment.” There is a teensy bit of Reds in there, just for you :)

Awesome people need to stop having birthdays before I run out of ideas, geez.

Title: Black Lace And Arsenic, In That Order
Pairing: Mostly Greens friendshippy(?) fic, with touches of Red and Blue.
Rating: PG-13 for mild cursing and lacy underthings.
Parts: One-shot
Disclaimer: Please don't get mad at me for making your characters do crazy shit like this, Mr. McCr*cken.
Summary: Butch and Buttercup go lingerie shopping. Yeah, really.
Notes: Belated birthday fic for jupitrie, who draws and is awesome.

( black lace and arsenic, in that order. ~2,352 words )