Like Juno, only with no fingers and superpowers and more drama.

[essbeejay]

So I had the random thought today - this morning, in fact, while I was brushing my teeth - that were the respective couples to get pregnant, they would go something like this:

The Reds
1) Red!Sex
2) Stormy separation, heated declarations of hatred and Never again, Don't you dare call me
3) Blossom misses a cycle
4) Blossom: (with a home pregnancy test)... Oh, fuck.

The Greens
1) Angry!Green!Sex
2) Ugh. Not again. Get the fuck outta here.
3) Hot!Green!Sex
4) Oh Jesus. You again. Get the fuck outta here.
5) Repeated!Green!Sex
6) We should stop doing this.
7) Yeah, maybe.
8) Whatever!Green!Sex
9) Morning sickness!
10) ... WHAT. THE FUCK.
11) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO ME
12) PissedOff!Green!Fight
13) Separation and pacing. Pace. Pace pace pace.
14) ... Um.
15) Green!Sex

The Blues
1) Innocent!Blues!Kiss
2) Stork shows up with a baby
3) Siblings: WE FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH SO MUCH.

Let me take a moment to SHAMELESSLY PLUG go_google_me's update of Inhibition, her super fantastic Reds fic. Partake of the HOTNESS.

Comments

[dee-lirious.livejournal.com]

I LAWLED. I lawled at the blues, because it's so very true.

I'm in the process of rereading chapters one and two of Inhibition and then the new one. -buries herself in the reds-

[essbeejay.livejournal.com]

WOW. WOW. I MANAGED TO BUTCHER A COMMENT POST TWICE. LET'S TRY THAT ONE MORE TIME.

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Yes. Yes it would so totally happen that way for them.

The Blues: Alternate Ending
4) Boomer: You are kidding me. I don't even get to experience the BABYMAKING PROCESS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FOUR BITCHING ABOUT.

Aw, Boomer. You are so very adorable, in that helpless pathetic bunny rabbit kinda way.

[go-google-me.livejournal.com]

Continuation of Reds!Sex:

5) Brick, opening the door to his room to find a weepy Blossom: "What the FUCK?"
6) "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" *Throws pregnancy test at head.*
7) "... fuck."

[essbeejay.livejournal.com]

8) ... Though technically, more sex won't get you any more pregnant.
9) PISSY AND VERY HORMONAL. TOUCH ME AND I WILL BREAK THAT THING IN TWO.

[go-google-me.livejournal.com]

Yes yes and yes. That's exactly how it happens. Rotfl brick you incorrigible bastard :)

You know, this post has made me realize that I've never read a blues sex scene. :o

[juxtaposie.livejournal.com]

Rofl.