Like Juno, only with no fingers and superpowers and more drama.

[essbeejay]

So I had the random thought today - this morning, in fact, while I was brushing my teeth - that were the respective couples to get pregnant, they would go something like this:

The Reds
1) Red!Sex
2) Stormy separation, heated declarations of hatred and Never again, Don't you dare call me
3) Blossom misses a cycle
4) Blossom: (with a home pregnancy test)... Oh, fuck.

The Greens
1) Angry!Green!Sex
2) Ugh. Not again. Get the fuck outta here.
3) Hot!Green!Sex
4) Oh Jesus. You again. Get the fuck outta here.
5) Repeated!Green!Sex
6) We should stop doing this.
7) Yeah, maybe.
8) Whatever!Green!Sex
9) Morning sickness!
10) ... WHAT. THE FUCK.
11) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO ME
12) PissedOff!Green!Fight
13) Separation and pacing. Pace. Pace pace pace.
14) ... Um.
15) Green!Sex

The Blues
1) Innocent!Blues!Kiss
2) Stork shows up with a baby
3) Siblings: WE FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH SO MUCH.

Let me take a moment to SHAMELESSLY PLUG go_google_me's update of Inhibition, her super fantastic Reds fic. Partake of the HOTNESS.