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I want a new apartment!
I need to stop distracting myself from sleep with apartment shopping. Meme only tonight, I must gather my strength for what I anticipate will be a teeth-gnashing workday tomorrow D:
100 Questions: 1-10
100 Questions: 11-20
100 Questions: 21-30
100 Questions: 31-40
100 Questions: 41-50
41. Do you think their engagement will be uneventful? Yes, unless you consider the very slightest increase in affection an exception.
42. Please name some people who will attend the wedding ceremony. ARGH I CAN TOTALLY NOT SEE A WEDDING TAKING PLACE. If they even decided to get married they'd probably just be out fucking around and then run into the courthouse on a crazy (possibly drunken) whim and have the judge just do it.
43. Will the wedding be interrupted like the movie "the graduate"? Possibly, with more clamoring and agape siblings wondering WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD WHUT
44. After they exchange the rings, what will they do? Fuck.
45. Where will they go for honeymoon? Somewhere in Europe, because there's good alcohol and I am selfish and totally see Buttercup becoming an utter food snob so she'd probably drag Butch to Paris with her.
46. About their new living place; what kind of place will it be? I don't think there'd be a lot of stuff, but it'd still manage to be messy, and the biggest rooms would be the kitchen and the bedroom. They'd never have a house; likely it'd only be a one bedroom apartment. Maaaaybe a loft? No, never mind. No loft. It's just extra space they wouldn't know what to do with.
47. Do they live all by themselves? Do they have pets? Buttercup I can totally see owning a dog. Butch not in the least, because he wouldn't want anything else around fighting him for Buttercup's attention.
48. Who cooks? Buttercup :P I have my own theory behind why she'd become a super fantastic cook, but that's not really for this meme.
49. Is s/he good at cooking? Hell yes. Suffice to say she'd get great at it only because she'd want to do something better than either of her sisters, and then get all caught up in the art of it that she'd "turn to the dark side."
50. There had been criticism against their marriage. Why? Because their relationship is TOTALLY FUCKED UP. I mean, who could possibly build a relationship out of anger, violence, and senseless fucking? Oh. Two totally fucked up people! Duh!
I think this has been the easiest 10 questions so far :O
Catching up on comments tomorrow. I might just get into the habit of this posting every day thing! (HA WATCH ME EAT MY OWN WORDS TOMORROW)
100 Questions: 1-10
100 Questions: 11-20
100 Questions: 21-30
100 Questions: 31-40
100 Questions: 41-50
41. Do you think their engagement will be uneventful? Yes, unless you consider the very slightest increase in affection an exception.
42. Please name some people who will attend the wedding ceremony. ARGH I CAN TOTALLY NOT SEE A WEDDING TAKING PLACE. If they even decided to get married they'd probably just be out fucking around and then run into the courthouse on a crazy (possibly drunken) whim and have the judge just do it.
43. Will the wedding be interrupted like the movie "the graduate"? Possibly, with more clamoring and agape siblings wondering WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD WHUT
44. After they exchange the rings, what will they do? Fuck.
45. Where will they go for honeymoon? Somewhere in Europe, because there's good alcohol and I am selfish and totally see Buttercup becoming an utter food snob so she'd probably drag Butch to Paris with her.
46. About their new living place; what kind of place will it be? I don't think there'd be a lot of stuff, but it'd still manage to be messy, and the biggest rooms would be the kitchen and the bedroom. They'd never have a house; likely it'd only be a one bedroom apartment. Maaaaybe a loft? No, never mind. No loft. It's just extra space they wouldn't know what to do with.
47. Do they live all by themselves? Do they have pets? Buttercup I can totally see owning a dog. Butch not in the least, because he wouldn't want anything else around fighting him for Buttercup's attention.
48. Who cooks? Buttercup :P I have my own theory behind why she'd become a super fantastic cook, but that's not really for this meme.
49. Is s/he good at cooking? Hell yes. Suffice to say she'd get great at it only because she'd want to do something better than either of her sisters, and then get all caught up in the art of it that she'd "turn to the dark side."
50. There had been criticism against their marriage. Why? Because their relationship is TOTALLY FUCKED UP. I mean, who could possibly build a relationship out of anger, violence, and senseless fucking? Oh. Two totally fucked up people! Duh!
I think this has been the easiest 10 questions so far :O
Catching up on comments tomorrow. I might just get into the habit of this posting every day thing! (HA WATCH ME EAT MY OWN WORDS TOMORROW)
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Secondly, I've just spent the last ten minutes reading through this entire meme thing (because I'm late like that, and I've sort of been dead as of late too) and I have to say, you rock the Greens like Pee Wee Herman rocks the bow tie.
Seriously.
I find it hilarious that the two overriding elements of their 'relationship' is SEX and VIOLENCE. Well ...and insults, but that's usually followed up by violence so it just doesn't count. Heh.
Oh! Oh! And Buttercup would be the most totally awesome cook ever, amiright? She just would because damnit, rolling her tongue just ain't good enough any more.
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