Hey, I'm alive! Also, Maychat?

To make up for my lack of posts over the past month and to assure everyone "Yes! I am still working on TEF!" here is one line from the 1st chapter outline of part 3 (that would be ch13 when it gets posted):

i. [name withheld] can't stop thinking about the D back at home

Oh hell, here's another couple from the rest of the part 3 outline:

1. OH SHIT
2. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

Aaaaaand another:

1. “IF YOU DON'T THINK I'LL STRIKE A CHILD THINK AGAIN YOU LITTLE SHIT”*
*I really hope I don't have to explain that I don't condone hitting children, but here it is: I don't condone hitting children.

Here's this weirdo exchange b/w two characters (the slash indicates I'm bouncing around two possibilities for this patch of dialogue):

1. “omg are you into chicks”/”You're into the cunny!”
2. “Well I'm def not into dudes”/”Yeah well peen has not been making a good case for itself”

WHO COULD ALL THESE DIFFERENT LINES BE REFERRING TO?!

(I also thought about posting some heavy stuff but I don't want you smartasses speculating and figuring out major plot points, so nyeh.)

There you have it. Oh, and stay tuned for possible chattage in May!