You go ahead let your hair down (and fuck the rest of 'em)

For fuck's sake, people need to stop with this mentality that happy, well-adjusted girls/women who like dresses and heels and cute things and don't go around whinging about their EPIC ANGST!!! in their black jeans while they throw back a beer with the guys are either a) FAILING at being strong or b) lacking in depth.

Yeah, because when a girl wears a skirt, that automatically means she's weak. When she beams and coos over baby animals, that automatically means she's a ditzy idiot. When she jams her foot into those fabulous five-inch-heeled stiletto boots, that automatically means she's a victim, a target, incapable of recognizing that those high heels are actually the ball and chain meant to shackle all womankind and that in wearing them she is undoing all that the Feminist Movement has accomplished. Because we all know that Real Women Don't Wear Skirts, or Heels, or React With Any Emotion Other Than Indignant Rage, or Engage in Anything Remotely Resembling Femininity at All. (AND GOD FORBID SHE HAVE A CHILD.)

FUCK YOU W/E, all of you. WTF/E. Take your fool idiocy elsewhere before one of them jams their fucking five-inch-spike-of-a-stiletto-heel down your throat bursts into weak womanly tears!

/rant

AARGH

//rant, really

Speaking of footwear-related items are these not the most fabulous socks you've seen OR WHAT

THESE TOO

( Meanwhile, back to our regularly scheduled meme )

This song is also a startlingly appropriate fit for Bubbles. (Which makes her seem much sadder, doesn't it? AND THEY SAY CUTE GIRLS DON'T HAVE ANY DEPTH ///rant)