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Epics keep me from sleeping.
I really ought to be in bed right now. Oh internet.
100 Questions: 1-10
100 Questions Meme: 11-20
11. How many days (or years) did it take for them to begin their relationship? I don't know that what they have would qualify as a relationship in the most commonly understood sense of the term. I think what relationship they do have is an accumulation over years and years, from the time they first meet as little kids to whatever point they hit that pinnacle of sexual frustration, combined with their general frustration towards the other, and even then having a bunch of angry sex doesn't qualify as a relationship. Something major would have to happen to one of them - a death, some sort of heavy loss - and it's only then that they could even begin a "real" relationship, where one of them becomes exposed and vulnerable, and then that's the real test. Does the other step up? Or down? And that, that's the only place where it even has a chance of starting.
12. Their first kiss? How's it like? More like angry biting. Lots of clacking teeth and blood. Not very sexy (well, unless that's your kink). And more than likely it leads to sex.
13. How would you describe their relationship at present? Full of animosity!
14. Where do they usually hang out? Wherever there's enough space to fight.
15. What do they do there? Piss each other off and call each other names. It's a very mature relationship.
16. What do they usually talk about? I've gotta get off the anger thing or else it's going to turn into a very boring meme. The interesting answer is, assuming some event happens that forces them to not only see but embrace their similarities, "how their siblings don't understand them or their very physical way of communicating". The real answer is "how much the other one sucks."
17. What strategies have they used to keep the fire burning? Violence always seems to work well. Physical combat really turns them on.
18. Please give us an example of how they express their affection towards each other. Buttercup smashes a bottle against Butch's head and Butch knows that's his cue to throw her up against the wall and rip her clothes off.
19. If one of them were having an affair, what would the other person do? Quietly leave the room and go level a city.
20. One of them got caught shagging somebody else. What was their excuse? "It's not like we're in a real relationship anyway."
Okay, so tonight I wrote... mmm, another four pages of The Epic Fic (hereafter known as TEF) in addition to the three I wrote last night. If I continue at roughly that pace on a nightly basis, I should be lucky if I finish it within a year. (AUGH.)
Thoughts on the Greens dynamic? Inquiries as to the status of bks (actually don't, that would depress most of us)? Aching for a fic? A cookie? Do share!
100 Questions: 1-10
100 Questions Meme: 11-20
11. How many days (or years) did it take for them to begin their relationship? I don't know that what they have would qualify as a relationship in the most commonly understood sense of the term. I think what relationship they do have is an accumulation over years and years, from the time they first meet as little kids to whatever point they hit that pinnacle of sexual frustration, combined with their general frustration towards the other, and even then having a bunch of angry sex doesn't qualify as a relationship. Something major would have to happen to one of them - a death, some sort of heavy loss - and it's only then that they could even begin a "real" relationship, where one of them becomes exposed and vulnerable, and then that's the real test. Does the other step up? Or down? And that, that's the only place where it even has a chance of starting.
12. Their first kiss? How's it like? More like angry biting. Lots of clacking teeth and blood. Not very sexy (well, unless that's your kink). And more than likely it leads to sex.
13. How would you describe their relationship at present? Full of animosity!
14. Where do they usually hang out? Wherever there's enough space to fight.
15. What do they do there? Piss each other off and call each other names. It's a very mature relationship.
16. What do they usually talk about? I've gotta get off the anger thing or else it's going to turn into a very boring meme. The interesting answer is, assuming some event happens that forces them to not only see but embrace their similarities, "how their siblings don't understand them or their very physical way of communicating". The real answer is "how much the other one sucks."
17. What strategies have they used to keep the fire burning? Violence always seems to work well. Physical combat really turns them on.
18. Please give us an example of how they express their affection towards each other. Buttercup smashes a bottle against Butch's head and Butch knows that's his cue to throw her up against the wall and rip her clothes off.
19. If one of them were having an affair, what would the other person do? Quietly leave the room and go level a city.
20. One of them got caught shagging somebody else. What was their excuse? "It's not like we're in a real relationship anyway."
Okay, so tonight I wrote... mmm, another four pages of The Epic Fic (hereafter known as TEF) in addition to the three I wrote last night. If I continue at roughly that pace on a nightly basis, I should be lucky if I finish it within a year. (AUGH.)
Thoughts on the Greens dynamic? Inquiries as to the status of bks (actually don't, that would depress most of us)? Aching for a fic? A cookie? Do share!