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essbeejay ([personal profile] essbeejay) wrote2007-02-14 02:20 am
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valentine silliness!

ok, happy valentine's day, or something! i had a fit of silliness attack and... well, you'll see.

from boomer to bubbles:

Dear Bubbles,

I’m no good at rhyming,
But I’ll give it a try
So hold in your laughter
If not, then… um, I’ll die, or something.

The sky is cerulean
The ocean is too
But I think your eyes
Are a prettier hue.

I’ve got a proposal
I hope you’ll accept
But if you refuse me,
I’ll try not to fret.

I can’t really say it
I’m no good with words
And forget about poetry
(My brain really hurts).

But you’re worth the effort
And then some (it’s true)
So on Valentine’s Day
I hope mine will be you.

♥ Boomer

PS I spent like a month on this stupid thing and put a lot of effort into this, so you better say yes or I’m really gonna give it to you.

***

from bubbles to boomer:

Dear Boomer,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your poetry’s awful
(And yes. I’d love to.)

♥ Bubbles

PS Be your Valentine, that is. In case your brain was too fried to put it together.

***

from butch to buttercup:

Dear Buttercup,

Roses are red
This holiday sucks
Let’s cut all the crap
And get down to fuck(ing).

Thinking X-rated thoughts,
Butch xxx

***

from buttercup to butch:

Dear Butch,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fuck off. Seriously, leave me the fuck alone.

-Buttercup

***

from brick to blossom:

Dear Blossom,

No reason behind this
or at least none worth mentioning

I’m watching you
more than you know
and more than I’d like to admit

Not that it matters
not that you should care

Because I won’t be sending you this
anyway.

Brick.

***

from blossom to brick:

Dear Brick,

The last time we fought
Instead of wanting to hit you
I thought of taking you home—

I stopped myself before I could finish the thought
I wished I’d stopped myself before I looked at you
And saw you avoiding my gaze.

I don’t suppose even you
Would be able to tell me
Why that broke my heart.

Blossom.

***

happy valentine's day, all :)

[identity profile] kujomatic45.livejournal.com 2007-02-15 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
What a wonderful surprise!

(Anonymous) 2007-02-15 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
So sweet! Happy Valentine's day!!

[identity profile] go-google-me.livejournal.com 2007-02-17 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"So hold in your laughter. If not, then… um, I’ll die, or something."

CLASSIC. I think I love your Stupid!Boomer. Much better than the canon Stupid!Boomer.

And you wrote BlossomXBrick! JOY!

yay!

[identity profile] creamwhich.livejournal.com 2007-03-01 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
my favorites were the butch/buttercup poems. hilarious. granted i'm a huge greens fan, but it still struck my fancy the most.