I love your icon. Really, I do. So, so much.

AND OMG HERMEOWN'S FICS FUCKING OWN. They're all brilliant, and it sucks because I don't have the time to make an awesome, lengthy review of both because it's either, "Dinnertime, Patricia!" or "Take a shower, Patricia!" or "Get off the computer, Patricia!" or "GET OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER ADFHKASDFGHJASDFGH" >:/

So I'm gonna make it up to 'em by offering myself as a beta. *does sacrificial beta offering dance*